ruinedchildhood:

"We have some extra food do you want some?"

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"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"

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"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"

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tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

the-qwiet-one:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

thats how you protect your girl 

the-qwiet-one:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

thats how you protect your girl 

peanutbutta:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

Hahahahahahahaahahahaha

Prince Edward (1965) - Prince George (2014)

downtherabbittthole:

if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you