"We have some extra food do you want some?"
"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"
"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"
mom: *knocks on door*
me: just a second don’t come i—
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
if ur ever sad just remember that this nun looks like Josh Hutcherson
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you