barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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daysofstorm:

mrsmarymorstan:

The Queen was VERY excited that her horse won The Royal Ascot’s Gold Cup. 

I was going to day I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Queen so Happy! And then the last one happened and… I mean I’m kinda scared of her now…

my precioussssssssssssss

teapayne:

you never know!

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

telernarketing:

universities be like

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You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

dion-thesocialist:

Mumford and Sons basically.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.