icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…

icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

cokeflow:

when you remember you have leftovers from a restaurant

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lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)
professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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steampanic:

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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