Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
my hobbies include:
- watching the same show 4 times
- standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
- laughing at my own jokes
- laying on the floor
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
when my hair sucks my life sucks
lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long